Chantal Thomass Fall, 1992

some of you never woke up after heart transplant surgery and discovered that your boyfriend, zayn malik, had been the donor and it shows

im the ferret, whatever the fuck y’all are on about is jake

vampires who go to college for a history degree b/c they weren’t paying attention and want to know what they missed over the last 5 centuries

Yes, but what about the vampires that were newly turned and want to study history so that they can talk with older vampires and not feel left out. Or the ones that want to pretend that they are super old to freak people out then when someone asks how long they’ve been a vampire that can be like “Like 5 years dude”

“How old are you?”
“17.”
“How long have you been 17?”
“Like four months.”

Sabrina, holding up Salem: stinky

Hilda: no!! Don’t be mean!!!!

Sabrina, swaying him back and forth: stinky bastard man

Hilda: No!!!!!!

Zelda, not looking up from her newspaper: naughty boy, brat cat

Hilda, distraught: no!!!!!!!!!